Tag: Berton Braley

  • Lost

    From The Tacoma Times, July 10, 1913. By Berton Braley.

    (Several hundred girls disappear every year in the big cities.)

    Rosa’s gone—and who will ever find her?
         Rosa’s gone—the way so many go;
     Not a trace did Rosa leave behind her.
         That’s the way—THEY always fix it so.
     Rosa—she was young and very pretty
         (That’s the kind of girl THEY like to snare);
     So she’s posted “missing” in the city,
         God knows where!
     
     Rosa, being young, was fond of pleasure,
         Life to her was something blithe and sweet,
     So THEY planned and plotted at their leisure,
         So THEY set the trap beneath her feet;
     Innocent and gay and all unknowing,
         Trusting to the friends that led her on,
     Unaware the road that she was going.
         Rosa’s gone!
     
     Rosa’s gone—and patiently we’ve sought her,
         Vainly followed every trail or clue—
     Mothers, think of Rosa as YOUR daughter,
         Think of this as happening to YOU!
     Rosa’s gone—like other girls before her,
         Knowing not the net till it was drawn.
     How shall all our mourning now restore her?
         Rosa’s gone!
  • Gettysburg

    From The Seattle Star, July 4, 1913.
     By Berton Braley.
     
    
     Here, in the rays of the blazing sun
         And the heat of the summer weather,
     The Cause that Lost and the Cause that Won
         Met on the field together;
     And the Boys in Gray and the Boys in Blue
     Fought for the cause they thought was true
         In the battle’s smoke and smother,
     And the blood ran red and the fields grew black
     And the dead lay still in the cannon’s track,
         As brother fought with brother.
     
     There were deeds of daring on either side
         ‘Mid the big guns’ crash and thunder,
     Which thrill the heart with a mighty pride
         And the brain with a sense of wonder,
     To think of the gallant lads and gay
     Who fought for the blue or the somber gray
         With a bravery fine and splendid—
     And then we shudder to think, in truth,
     Of the thousands slain in the flower of youth
         When the long hot day was ended.
     
     The battle was won and the price was paid
         In agony, blood and treasure,
     And wife and mother and sorrowing maid
         Knew pain that we may not measure,
     For thus we learned at a fearful cost
     That the brave Lost Cause was better lost,
         Though gallant in song and story,
     Lost, that the Union might not die
     But South and North alike might fly
         The Flag that we call Old Glory!
     
     Here in the rays of the blazing sun
         And the heat of the summer weather,
     Was fought the battle that made us One,
         A people close-bound together!
     God grant that never again may we
     Know such a struggle to keep us free,
         With all of our hearts we pray it,
     But if the summons should come again
     To pay the price as we paid it then,
         God grant us the strength to pay it!
  • The Bosses Speak!

    From The Tacoma Times, July 3, 1913.
     By Berton Braley.
     
    
     Keep women away from the polls
     For the sake of their lily-white souls,
     Forever forbid them to roam
     For the sake of the washtubs at home,
     Let ‘em tend to the clothes and the grub,
     Let ‘em dust, let ‘em bake, let ‘em scrub,
     Let ‘em raise up the girls and the boys,
     Let ‘em share all your troubles and joys,
     But we beg, with a sob in our throat,
     Don’t give ‘em, don’t give ‘em the vote,
     For they might interfere if you please,
     With the three great political “B’s,”
     Whose graft we’d be sorry to lose—
     Breweries, Brothels and Booze!
     
     Keep women away from the polls,
     They vex and they trouble our souls,
     The home is their foreordained place
     Which they deck with their beauty and grace;
     If you go and you give ‘em the vote
     They’ll start to get after our goat
     In a wholly undignified way,
     Which ain’t like a lady, we say.
     So we beg, with a sob in the throat,
     Don’t give ‘em, don’t give ‘em the vote.
     They’d never give comfort or ease
     To the three great political “B’s”
     Whose graft we’d be sorry to lose,
     Breweries, Brothels and Booze!
  • Homesick — for the Home and the Girl

    From The Tacoma Times, June 25, 1913.
     By Berton Braley.
     
    
     I’m just a bit tired of the city;
         It’s lost quite a lot of its thrill;
     I’m sick of the pavements, all gritty,
         The racket that never is still.
     I’m weary of plunder and pillage
         And all of the hurry and whirl.
     I want to go back to the village
         And sit on the porch with a Girl.
     
     I want to hear picket gates clicking
         As the young men come over to call,
     And the deep and monotonous ticking
         Of the grandfather clock in the hall,
     To harken to the laughter and singing
         That comes on the breezes awhirl
     And the creak of the hammocks all swinging
         And me on the porch with a Girl!
     
     And the leaves would be whispering lowly,
         And the flowers would perfume the air,
     And the night would grow quieter slowly,
         And—gee, but I wish I was there;
     I s’pose I’d get nothing but blame from
         The folks in the city’s mad swirl,
     But I want to go back where I came from
         And sit on the porch with a Girl!
  • A Modern Courting

    From The Seattle Star, June 10, 1913.
     By Berton Braley.
     
    
     Miss Nancy O’Neill was a suffragette lady,
         Decidedly militant, too,
     Who was loved by an Irishman, Martin O’Grady,
         But vainly indeed, did he woo;
     For Nancy was busy at blowing up houses
         And kicking the chancellor’s cat,
     And so had no time to be thinking of spouses
         Or frivolous subjects like that.
     
     With bon bons and flowers poor Martin pursued her,
         But Nancy was deaf to his suit.
     Though gently and sweetly and kindly he wooed her
         At all his proposals she’d hoot.
     Till finally, wearied of being so tender,
         So patient and placid and calm,
     He gave up the homage he once used to render—
         And sent her a dynamite bomb.
     
     He trampled her garden with ardor most fervent,
         Cast bricks through her window with zest,
     Set fire to the house and abducted her servant,
         Attempted to poison her guest;
     So Nancy said, “How can I EVER resist him?
         Such militance beats me,” she said;
     So she put her fair arms round his neck and she kissed him,
         And now they are happily wed.
  • The Song of Solomon on Picnics

    From The Detroit Times, June 4, 1913.
     By Berton Braley.
     
    
     Get busy, my love, my fair one, and come away.
     Gather together the bananas and the pies,
     Gather together the sandwiches and the jelly,
     And come away.
     For lo, the winter is past,
     The flies and the mosquitoes return
     And the voice of the picnicker is heard in the land.
     We will spread a table in the wilderness,
     We will eat burned potatoes and sandy bacon
     And call it good.
     We will say, “Lo, when was a home meal like to this!”
     And “Behold! What an appetite cometh of the open air!”
     Stay me with flagons, comfort me with apples,
     For I am weary.
     I have packed this basket seven miles
     And the end is not yet.
     When shall we eat?
     When shall we lay a feast for the ants,
     And spread a banquet for the wasps and the caterpillars,
     And put our feet into the jam,
     And sit upon the blackberry pie?
     Lo, the burdock putteth forth her burrs
     And the dewberry her thorns,
     And the poison ivy lureth us with her leaves
     And we are not wise, but suffer for that we did not know.
     And we shall come home dusty and tired and declaring, “never again!”
     Yet, nevertheless and notwithstanding
     I bid you “come away”
     For the winter is past,
     The time of the gnat and the flea and the sandfly and the wasp and the bee and the hornet and the beetle and the grasshopper has come,
     And the voice of the picnicker is heard in the land!
  • Considerable Fish

    From The Detroit Times, May 2, 1913.
     By Berton Braley.
     
    
     “Speakin’ of fishes,” said the Tar,
     “Speakin’ of fishes, near an’ far,
         There once was a gentleman shark I knowed
     As swallowed our anchor fer a hook
     An’ when he seen what a bite he’d took
         Went hikin’ off through the sea, an’ towed
     That ship along like a bloomin’ chip,
     Though she was a regular monster ship.
     He towed her backwards, mile on mile
     Though the engines fought him all the while;
     He towed her over the heavin’ foam
     He towed her into the pier at home
     An’ then with many a bump an’ shock
     He towed that vessel upon the dock;
     He towed her up through the city street
     At a pace that a race horse couldn’t beat.
     He towed her over the vale an’ hill
     An’ he never stopped a bit until
     The screw got caught in a spreadin’ oak
     An’ the anchor chain an’ the hawser broke
     But the shark kep’ on with a grim intent
     Though I never did learn where the monster went.”
     There was silence awhile in the village bar
     As a tribute mute to the bold Jack Tar
     An’ it looked like the palm would sure be his
     Till old Bill Jackson said, “Gee Whiz!
     I kin tell you just where yer big fish is;
     An’ I know the tale that you tell is true
     ‘Cause I caught the shark as he hove in view
     An’ I got him stalled in the stable now
     An’ I use the critter to help me plow.”
     Then the old Tar rose an’ he said, said he,
     “By the Great Horn Spoon, that sure beats me.”
     Then his face grew pale and he gave a start
     And he fell and died—of a broken heart.
  • The Crew

    From The Seattle Star, April 10, 1913.
     
    
     It’s pleasant on the upper deck
         Where ocean breezes blow
     To lazy in a steamer chair
         And watch the waves that flow;
     It’s pleasant on the upper deck,
         But mighty hot below.
     
     There’s fun upon the upper deck
         There’s mirth and laughter free,
     There’s music on the upper deck
         As gay as it can be.
     But it’s the boilers down below
         That drives her through the sea.
     
     It’s fine upon the upper deck
         While downward, near the keel,
     The blaze will make you nearly blind,
         The heat will make you reel.
     But we’re the boys who make the steam
         That drives the shaft of steel.
     
     The people on the upper deck,
         They only pays their way;
     We stokers in the boiler room,
         We envies such as they.
     But we—we drives the bloomin’ ship,
         While they—they only play!
     
     There always is an upper deck
         And boilers down below,
     And them that’s on the upper deck,
         They think they’re all the show.
     But it’s the fellows near the keel
         That makes the vessel go.
  • Curtain

    From The Tacoma Times, April 8, 1913.
     By Berton Braley.
     
    
     And so we part in friendship, yes,
     With neither pain or bitterness.
     And, unbewitched, we plainly see
     The meaning of our comedy;
     Yet this we know—and knowing, smile,
     At least we loved a little while!
     
     The vows we made, the faith we swore,
     To love—and love forevermore,
     Are quite forgot; we turn and go
     Certain that it is better so,
     Yet, though Romance cannot beguile,
     At least we loved a little while.
     
     Because you loved me, I have known
     A world I could not find alone.
     And from my love you did not gain
     A glimpse of palaces in Spain.
     What if we missed the Blissful Isle?
     At least we loved a little while.
     
     Good-bye—upon your brow I press
     The kiss of faithful friendliness.
     For, though we part from sorrow free,
     We lived a space in Arcady,
     And we can whisper, with a smile,
     “At least we loved a little while!”
  • The Schoolteacher

    From The Seattle Star, April 7, 1913
     By Berton Braley.
     
    
     She’s much more important than presidents are
         Or other officials of state;
     In HER hands is power to make or to mar
         Our national future and fate;
     The men of tomorrow are hers for today
         To counsel and pilot and guide.
     With patience and love she will show them the way
         To lives that are worthy of pride.
     
     She is molding the thoughts of the girls and the boys
         To whom we must leave our tomorrows;
     She learns of their every-day pleasures and joys
         And shares in their pains and their sorrows;
     The youth of the country is put in her care
         To learn of the way they should go;
     She gives them her best—and a little to spare
         Which only the children can know.
     
     We know how she works and how nobly she serves
         With all of her soul and her heart,
     Devoting her strength and her health and her nerves
         To playing her excellent part,
     And so it’s our pleasure and even our boast
         The way we are paying our debts,
     Since we give her a salary equal (almost)
         To that which the janitor gets.