From The Topeka State Journal, February 20, 1913. By Roy K. Moulton. It isn’t so hard to be happy And have everything that you need A yacht and a fine automobile Which grinds out a wonderful speed; Fine porterhouse steak every evening And eggs for your breakfast each morn; A fine house and lot in the suburbs And clothes that are not patched and worn A lot of hard coal in the cellar A library full of fine books A houseful of excellent servants Including the finest of cooks A trip to the seashore each summer And Europe whene’r you would go; No, it isn’t so hard to be happy If you’ve got nine millions or so.