Category: The San Francisco Call

  • Let’s Go Fishing

    From The San Francisco Call, May 4, 1913.
     By Hazen Conklin.
     
    
     All day long I sit a-dreaming
     Of a brook, its waters gleaming
     As it splashes, dances, races
     On its way ‘mongst woodsy places;
     Of a troutbrook, pooled and ready
     For the hand that’s quick and steady.
     Though my desk, in hopeless clutter
     Calls me back to bread and butter
     Work seems sordid, unromantic
     Its insistences pedantic
     And I sit a-dreaming, wishing:
     Come on, Tom, let’s go a-fishing!
     
     In my fancy I am wading
     Where the arching trees are shading
     Pools where fondly one surmises
     One can coax those lighting “rises”
     Overhung by rocks, moss-garnished
     Under which, with truth unvarnished
     One can swear the big trout darted
     Just before the trout line parted.
     Say! What is the call of duty
     When compared to speckled beauty!
     I can hear my line a-swishing:
     Come on, Dick, let’s go a-fishing!
     
     Oh! This beastly grind of working!
     Can’t you feel the fever jerking
     At your coat sleeve, coaxing, teasing
     Saying: “Come, we’ll find appeasing
     For the appetite within you,”
     All the while that you continue
     Adding figures, scribbling phrases
     Threading stupid business mazes?
     Rod and reel and flies and hamper
     Right across each page they scamper.
     Be a sport and stop your wishing:
     Come on, Harry, let’s go FISHING!
  • Farewell, Old Shoes

    From The San Francisco Call, April 20, 1913.
     By Lester J. Skidmore.
     
    
     Farewell, old shoes!
         Though greatly I’ve abused you,
     I really get the blues
         To think I have to lose you.
             You’ve been a friend
                 And joy to me;
             And now we must
                 Part company.
             Yes, from the day
                 I purchased you,
             You’ve never pinched like
                 Some shoes do.
             Just like a glove
                 You’ve fit my feet,
             And you were ever—
                 Ever neat.
             You were quite dressy
                 In your day,
             And on the street cut
                 Quite a sway.
             And when your shape
                 And beauty, too,
             Which I once prized,
                 Deserted you,
             I clung to you most
                 Faithfully,
             For you had been
                 So kind to me.
             So many miles
                 You’ve led the way
             And held your own, too,
                 Day by day.
             A man’s best friend,
                 None can deny.
             It breaks my heart
                 To say goodbye.
     Farewell, old shoes!
         Though greatly I’ve abused you,
     I really get the blues
         To think I have to lose you.
  • Parcel Postludes

    From The San Francisco Call, February 4, 1913.
     
    
     O’er many a weary, aching mile
         The parcel postman ambled
     And when he reached our domicile
         The eggs he brought were scrambled.
     
     The hat he left for Mabel, too,
         Caused her poor heart to flutter;
     ’Twas saturated through and through
         With some one’s melted butter.
     
     And Brother Bill is tearing hot
         He doesn’t think it’s funny
     The socks and ties and shirts he got
         By mail were smeared with honey.
     
     But father’s smile is soft and bland;
         We all know by that token
     His snake bite cure, though contraband,
         Came through the mail unbroken.
  • I Will Not Doubt My Kind

    From The San Francisco Call, January 9, 1913.
     
    
     I will not learn to doubt my kind.
         If bread is poison, what is food?
         If man is evil, what is good?
     I’ll cultivate a friendly mind.
     
     I see not far, but this I see:
         If man is false, then naught is true;
         If faith is not the golden clue
     To life, then all is mystery.
     
     I know not much, but this I know:
         That not in hermit’s calm retreat,
         But in the storied, busy street
     The angels most do come and go.
     
     Who to the infinite would rise
         Should know this one thing ere he starts:
         That all its steps are human hearts;
     To love mankind is to be wise.
     
     I will not learn to doubt my kind.
         If man is false, then false am I;
         If on myself I can’t rely,
     Then where shall faith a foothold find?