Category: Newspapers

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  • The Lost Wad

    From The Sun, November 15, 1914.

    The bells was ringing 8 o’clock, when to the store came Kate.
    She should have come at 7, but the girl did sleep too late;
    She was a weary salesgirl, and as she seemed real glum,
    She felt beneath the counter for her working wad of gum.

    The gum was gone. “Great Hevings!” cried the girl, “Oh, Mag! Oh Maud!
    Some of youse girls came early and has beat me to my wad.”
    The girls denied that they had took the gum and walked away,
    But they did hang their heads in shame when Kate she then did say:

    “I may be but a working girl, but working girls has rights,
    And to preserve that wad of gum I kept it here at nights.
    And no girl ain’t no lady, and a crook she has become
    Who’d steal from any working girl her only wad of gum.”

  • The Dreamer

    From The Birmingham Age Herald, November 14, 1914. By Theodosia Garrison.

    The gypsies passed her little gate—
        She stopped her wheel to see
    A brown-faced pair who walked the road
        Free as the wind is free;
    And suddenly her tiny room
        A prison seemed to be.

    Her shining plates against the walls,
        Her sunlit sanded floor,
    The brass-bound wedding chest that held
        Her linen’s snowy store,
    The very wheel whose running died—
        Seemed only chains she bore.

    She watched the foot-free gypsies pass;
        She never knew or guessed
    The wishful dream that drew them close—
        The longing in each breast
    To some day know a home like hers
        Wherein their hearts might rest.

  • Censored!

    From the Evening Star, November 13, 1914. By Philander Johnson.

    A statesman is supposed to thrill
        With utterance all intense.
    He ponders day and night to fill
        The air with eloquence.
    While we relate each little joke
        Or epigram serene,
    Nobody tells the words he spoke
        While golfing on the green.

    We dig up every anecdote
        And with it link his name.
    A casual comment we will quote
        And hand it down to fame.
    But when true emphasis is shed
        On the surrounding scene,
    Nobody tells us what he said
        While golfing on the green.

  • Offensive Neatness

    From The Voice of the People, November 12, 1914.

    Flies may be neat and wipe their feet:
        I will admit all that.
    They also take your pie or cake
        And use it as a mat.

    These pesky pests, unbidden guests,
        In wiping their soiled soles,
    Can’t use the floor; they much prefer
        Your flaky breakfast rolls.

    The tribe of flies, it really tries,
        It seems, to give offense.
    It is not meet to be so neat
        At other folks’ expense.

  • My Mother’s House

    From The Sun, November 11, 1914. By H. H. Ewers, translated by Oscar Mueller.

    My mother is an old lady,
    Perhaps sixty or even more
    (She does not like to speak about it)
    My mother is a German woman,
    Is only one of so many millions.

    My mother’s house overlooks the Rhine,
    It’s a gay house, it’s a free house,
    It’s an artist’s house,
    Resounding from laughing and gayety
    During fifty years and more.

    Now mother converted the gay house
    Into a sad house, a hospital.
    Sixteen beds did she give, and in each
    Lies a soldier.

    My old mother writes:


    In your library
    Among all your treasures
    That you gathered in all parts of the world,
    Among vases from China
    And the heathen gods of the South Sea,
    Among your Buddhas
    And Shivas and Krishnas,
    Lies a youthful chap
    Fresh from high school,
    Eighteen years old.
    But he cannot see your treasures.
    They stabbed out his eyes
    In Loncin near Liège.

    In your Indian Room
    Lies a sergeant,
    He was laughing today and jokingly tossed
    Your little elephants of ivory.
    He always says: “Soon will I return to the front.”
    He is tightly strapped in bandages—
    The day before yesterday they cut off
    Both of his legs,
    And he does not know it.

    In the room decorated with my beloved Dutch,
    The Teniers and Ostade, the Koekkoek and Verbockhoeven,
    Lies, his right arm torn to pieces,
    A lieutenant of dragoons.
    He does not like the paintings, not knowing them.
    So I bought him yesterday
    A “Kaiser” picture and hung it over his bed.
    You do not believe how glad it made him.

    But in the adjoining room
    With your ancestors
    Lies a captain of the guard.
    He is as pale as linen,
    Sleeps all the time,
    So much blood did he lose;
    But, if he’s awake, he looks at the pictures
    And says, “He over there surely fought
    At Sedan in Eighteen-seventy,
    And he at Grossgoerschen a hundred years ago,
    And the old one over there with the braid,
    He fought at Leuthen.”

    In the terrace room, the one to the left,
    Lies another lieutenant, he asked that his bed
    Be placed close to the window.
    He never speaks, but stares all the time
    Into our garden, and the monastery adjoining
    Where the old monks are walking.
    He has a bride, she was in Paris
    When the war broke out—and she disappeared
    And he heard of her—nothing.
    Perhaps she is dead, he thinks, perhaps—
    Perhaps—Then he sighs and groans:
    “Perhaps.” And he kisses her picture.
    She was very beautiful,
    His poor, German bride.

    In the garden room lies a major,
    He is scolding all day long,
    Shot through the abdomen, must be very painful,
    And he does not suffer so much, if he can scold
    The Russ, the Jap and the damned English.
    So I ask him, “How do you feel?”
    He always says, “The damned rats
    Bit a hole into my stomach.”

    There is one, in the small guest room,
    A senior lieutenant of the Eighty-second,
    He’s shot in the head
    But not very dangerous.
    He said yesterday, “Doctor,
    I have fifty thousand marks;
    They are yours if you patch me up
    So I can return to the front
    In three weeks.” (That’s what they all think.)

    In your bedroom lies a hussar.
    He has nineteen wounds, all over,
    From shrapnel fire.
    They brought him unconscious a fortnight ago.
    He groans much and yells loud;
    Never awoke once
    In all that time.
    But his hot hand clinches
    His Iron Cross.
    The doctor says, “We surely
    Will save him, if he does not die
    From starvation.”

    In the dining room lie three.
    A pioneer and two of the infantry.
    Such dear blond chaps,
    They will be saved,
    But the pioneer
    Is doomed.
    For dumdum wounds
    Are difficult to heal.


    About everything writes my mother,
    About the uhlans in the breakfast room,
    The two chasseurs in the parlor,
    The general,
    Who lies in the state room—
    About everything writes old mother,
    But about herself
    She does not say a word.

    My mother’s house overlooks the Rhine,
    Is now a hospital for sixteen,
    And yet is only one such house
    Of many thousands in Germany.

    My mother is an old lady,
    Perhaps sixty or even more.
    My mother is a German woman,
    And yet only one of so many millions.

  • Conceit

    From the Omaha Daily Bee, November 10, 1914. By George Cohan.

    I’m the best pal that I ever had.
        I like to be with me;
    I like to sit and tell myself
        Things confidentially.

    I often sit and ask me
        If I shouldn’t or I should,
    And I find that my advice to me
        Is always pretty good.

    I never got acquainted with
        Myself till here of late;
    And I find myself a bully chum.
        I treat me simply great.

    I talk with me and walk with me
        And show me right and wrong;
    I never knew how well myself
        And I could get along.

    I never try to cheat me;
        I’m as truthful as can be,
    No matter what may come or go
        I’m on the square with me.

    It’s great to know yourself, and have
        A pal that’s all your own;
    To be such company for yourself
        You’re never left alone.

    You’ll try to dodge the masses,
        And you’ll find the crowds a joke
    If you only treat yourself as well
        As you treat other folk.

    I’ve made a study of myself,
        Compared with me the lot,
    And I’ve finally concluded
        I’m the best friend I’ve got.

    Just get together with yourself
        And trust yourself with you,
    And you’ll be surprised how well yourself
        Will like you if you do.

  • June in India

    From The Birmingham Age Herald, November 9, 1914. By Rudyard Kipling.

    No hope, no change! The clouds have shut us in
        And through the cloud the sullen Sun strikes down
        Full on the bosom of the tortured town;
    Till night falls, heavy as remembered sin

    That will not suffer sleep or thought of ease,
        And, hour on hour, the dry eyed Moon in spite
        Glares through the haze and mocks with watery light
    The torment of the uncomplaining trees.

    Far off the Thunder bellows her despair
    To echoing Earth, thrice parched. The lightnings fly
        In vain. No help the heaped up clouds afford
        But wearier weight of burdened, burning air,
    What truce with Dawn? Look, from the aching sky
    Day stalks, a tyrant with a flaming sword!

  • Lone Dog

    From the Albuquerque Morning Journal, November 8, 1914. By Rutherford McLeod.

    I’m a lean dog, a keen dog, a wild dog and lone,
    I’m a rough dog, a tough dog, hunting on my own,
    I’m a bad dog, a mad dog, teasing silly sheep,
    I love to sit and bay the moon to keep fat souls from sleep.

    I’ll never be a lap dog, licking dirty feet,
    A sleek dog, a meek dog, cringing for my meat,
    Not for me the fireside, the well-filled plate,
    But shut door, and sharp stone, and cuff and kick and hate.

    Not for me the other dogs running by my side,
    Some have run a short while, but none of them would bide,
    O mine is still the lone trail, the hard trail, the best,
    Wide wind and wild stars, and the hunger of the quest!

  • Lost Loves

    From the Albuquerque Morning Journal, November 7, 1914. By Andrew Lang.

    Who wins his love shall lose her,
        Who loses her shall gain;
    For still the spirit woos her—
        A soul without a stain
    And memory still pursues her
        With longings not in vain!

    He loses her who gains her,
        Who watches day by day
    The dust of time that stains her,
        The griefs that leave her gray,
    The flesh that yet enchains her
        Whose grace hath passed away!

    Oh, happier he who gains not
        The love some seem to gain;
    The joy that custom stains not
        Shall still with him remain;
    The loveliness that wanes not
        The love that ne’er can wane.

    In dreams she grows not older,
        The lands of dream among;
    Though all the world wax colder
        Though all the songs be sung;
    In dreams doth he behold her,
        Still fair and kind and young.

  • A Homely Gratitude

    From the Evening Star, November 6, 1914. By Philander Johnson.

    Thankful fur the sunshine bright
        And thankful fur the rain;
    Thankful fur the moon so white
        An’ fur the wind’s refrain!

    Thankful fur the stars that shine
        When shadows gather near;
    Thankful fur the friends of mine
        That gather fur good cheer!

    Thankful fur the work that brings
        The rest that builds anew,
    An’ made me ‘most forget the things
        Fur which my thanks are due!