Category: Evening Star

  • Nirvana

    From the Evening Star, January 11, 1913.
    By Philander Johnson.
    
    Jes' sittin' still fur a minute or two,
        Lettin' the world buzz away,
    As you welcome the shadows that gather anew,
        And wait fur the close of the day;
    Watchin' the fire as it flickers an' glows,
        Hearin' the wind's sullen call,
    An' not carin' much 'bout how anything goes—
        Jes' sittin' still an' that's all.
    
    Lettin' yer mind drift along with the blaze
        To follow the sparks as they fly
    Out with the moonlight that fitfully strays
        Through the clouds that are crossin' the sky;
    Out through the year that is hurrying' fast
        To where memories sorrow and smile;
    The toil is repaid by the pleasure at last
        Of jes' sittin' still fur a while.

  • The Daily Dangle

    From the Evening Star, December 29, 1912. By Philander Johnson.
     
    
     They sing about the dear old farm,
         And of the leafy lane,
     And of the village school whose charm
         They cannot quite explain.
     And since they wander through the map
         While touching strains are sung,
     I’ll carol of the street car strap,
         Where I have often hung!
     
     How I swayed with courage stout,
     Like some banner tossed about!
         I almost learned to take a little nap.
     With a cultivated twist
     Of the muscles of my wrist,
         I have dangled daily from the street car strap!
     
     We strive to view the roof o’erhead
         With an expression sweet.
     We say “Beg pardon!” as we tread
         On one another’s feet.
     How proudly shines the polished place
         Round which our hands we wrap,
     As in suspension there we grace
         The dear old street car strap!
     
     How it helped to keep my nerve
     As we went around the curve
         And almost fell into somebody’s lap.
     I enjoy my only chance
     At a modern ragtime dance
         As I hang upon that dear old street car strap.
  • The Real Fellow

    From the Evening Star, December 24, 1912. By Philander Johnson.
     
    
     There’s a Santa Claus in pictures with a reindeer and a sleigh
     And a smile so bright and happy that it drives all care away;
     A man with a conveyance and a span of reindeer light
     And a store of treasure big enough for every child’s delight.
     
     There’s a man who boards a car with bundles six feet long by two
     And has his hat pushed off by people who are passing through,
     But he smiles, while in determined mood again he sets his jaws.
     The fellow with the bundle is the real life Santa Claus.
     
     There’s a man who climbs a ladder when the daily toil is done
     And hangs up toys and trimmings to help out the day of fun.
     His collar’s sadly wilted and his hair is all awry
     And he tears his brand-new trousers on a nail while passing by.
     
     He nails and saws and hammers and he doesn’t mind the work;
     The hours are swiftly flying and he doesn’t dare to shirk.
     He hums a little ditty while he hammers, nails, and saws—
     The fellow with the workshop is the real life Santa Claus.

  • The Machine

    From the Evening Star, December 16, 1912. By Philander Johnson.
    
    
     How lucky is the great machine,
         Set up with cunning art.
     It runs unwearied and serene,
         A flywheel at its heart.
     Its stomach is the furnace great;
         Its muscles are of steel;
     It does not halt or hesitate;
         It does not think or feel.
     Its veins are filled with fluid fire;
         It knows no bliss or pain;
     No fierce, unsatisfied desire
         Persuades it to complain.
     When it is ill, no nostrums quench
         The energy that thrills—
     A man comes with a monkey wrench
         And cures it up or kills.
     And when it cannot do the tasks
         It has performed for years,
     It seeks the scrap pile and it asks
         No sympathy or tears.
  • The Question

    From the Evening Star, December 8, 1912.
     
    
     My Uncle Jim has stood the test. He fought clear through the fray.
     He voted all his friends and kin upon election day.
     He knows the questions of the hour, with answers to them all,
     “Initiative,” “Referendum,” and likewise “Recall!”
     About the tariff question, too, he has a lot to say.
     He surely knows his alphabet both ways from schedule “K.”
     We’re waiting for the news. Suspense makes all our bosoms throb;
     We’re wondering if they’re going to give dear Uncle Jim a job.
     
     He knows exactly how to answer queries on finance.
     Some folks have tried to puzzle him. They never stood a chance.
     The questions of our foreign policy he takes in turn
     And answers them offhand to any one who wants to learn.
     He knows the way to set ‘em right when times get out of joint;
     This world to him is one sublime interrogation point.
     But the question now supreme—with all our nerves it’s playing hob—
     Is simply this: Is Uncle Jim in Line to Get a Job?
  • No Upheaval

    From the Evening Star, November 17, 1912.
    By Philander Johnson.
     
    
     We’re feelin’ purty cheerful down to Pohick on the Crick.
     At first the town was lookin’ fur some unexpected trick
     Such as Fate likes to play on folks that gets well satisfied
     In order to prevent ‘em from the ways of too much pride.
     We thought the election was a-goin’ to turn things loose
     An’ leave us in a state where nothin’ wasn’t any use.
     Each said that if his party was defeated in the fall
     Us ordinary people wouldn’t stand no show at all.
     
     But there isn’t any sign of an excuse to be forlorn.
     The stock ain’t lost their appetites fur oats an’ hay an’ corn.,
     An’ people keep on eatin’ jest as in the other days,
     Creatin’ a demand fur everything thet we kin raise.
     An’ I’ve noticed it was much the same in ‘lections of the past.
     We always got a skeer which proved without a cause, at last.
     Although a governmental change sets rumors flyin’ thick,
     We keep on goin’ jes’ the same at Pohick on the Crick.
  • The Alchemist

    From the Evening Star, November 3, 1912.
    By Marlin Ward.
     
    
     My simple say-so makes the truth,
         It also makes the lie;
     And all things bad transmute to good
         When they are done by I.
     
     Bill Flinn was just a common boss
         Until he followed me,
     But now he’s clean and beautiful
         As any one can be.
     
     Perkins had predatory wealth
         Until I sanctified
     His tainted cash and made it pure
         By use upon my side.
     
     Thus, that all men and measures, too,
         Are made, for bad or good,
     As they are for me or against,
         Is plainly understood.
     
     By all who get pure politics
         Direct from Flinn and me,
     The grand originators of
         Political purity.
  • Compensation

    From the Evening Star, November 1, 1912.
    By Philander Johnson.
     
    
         For the leader of a nation
         There’s a wonderful elation
     When he gets the news of victory complete;
         But there’s also comfort waiting
         For the man who hears them stating
     That his efforts have resulted in defeat.
     
         He can be an eight-hour sleeper,
         He can sit down to his “three per,”
     Far distant from the bustle and the roar.
         It will not be found essential
         To meet people influential
     Who hammer with petitions on his door.
     
         He can play the games that please him,
         And indulge the moods that seize him
     If he wants to take a trip to foreign lands.
         He can give a cheery greeting
         To each friend he may be meeting
     And not put in the whole day shaking hands.
     
         There is joy in the endeavor
         To be powerful or clever;
     But when the struggle has been gotten through
         There is surely compensation
         In the blissful relaxation
     Of the man who hasn’t very much to do.
  • Evolution

    From the Evening Star, October 25, 1912.
    By Philander Johnson.
     
    
     Men used to laugh at telephones,
       And called them idle toys.
     They railed in rude sarcastic tones
       At things the world employs
     To meet its constant needs today
       Yet nature does not change.
     We still salute with laughter gay
       Each proposition strange.
     
     They laughed to hear the world was round;
       They laughed at talk of steam;
     The airship once the public found
       A vastly humorous dream.
     So as we glance about the earth,
       Where marvels rise anew,
     We find the things of greatest worth
       Are jokes that have come true.
  • Contradiction

    From the Evening Star, October 19, 1912.
    By Philander Johnson.
     
    
     As orators with words so fair
       And promises so fine
     With eloquence filled all the air
       And thrilled your heart and mine,
     We’d listen for a little while
       Before we turned away
     And murmured with a cynic smile,
       “They don’t mean all they say.”
     
     The eagerness of good intent
       That kept their hearts so warm
     Led them to promise as they went
       More than they could perform.
     In hope’s glad sunshine they came out
       To make ambition’s hay.
     They never heard our word of doubt,
       “They can’t mean all they say!”
     
     Now darker banners they unfurl,
       Their words bring strange regret.
     Instead of promises they hurl
       An angry epithet.
     But to our comment old we cling,
       And vow with hearts all gay
     That time its usual change will bring,
       They don’t mean all they say.