Month: June 2021

  • The Disappointed

    From the Omaha Daily Bee, June 30, 1913.
     By Ella Wheeler Wilcox.
     
    
     There are songs enough for the hero
         Who dwells on the heights of fame;
     I sing for the disappointed—
         For those who have missed their aim.
     
     I sing with a tearful cadence
         For one who stands in the dark,
     And knows that his last, best arrow
         Has bounded back from the mark.
     
     I sing for the breathless runner,
         The eager, anxious soul,
     Who falls with his strength exhausted
         Almost in sight of the goal.
     
     For the hearts that break in silence,
         With a sorrow all unknown,
     For those who need companions,
         Yet walk their ways alone.
     
     There are songs enough for the lovers
         Who share love’s tender pain;
     I sing for the one whose passion
         Is given all in vain.
     
     For those whose spirit comrades
         Have missed them on their way,
     I sing, with a heart o’erflowing,
         This minor strain today.
     
     And I know the Solar System
         Must somewhere keep in space
     A prize for that spent runner
         Who barely lost the race.
     
     For the plan would be imperfect
         Unless it held some sphere
     That paid for the toil and talent
         And love that are wasted here.
  • Metamorphosis

    From the Bisbee Daily Review, June 29, 1913.
     By Roy K. Moulton.
     
    
     When statesmen go to Washington
         They are brimful of reform.
     They are for the common people
         And they rant and rave and storm.
     
     Diagnosing the conditions
         They set forth the people’s ills,
     And they load the good old hopper
         With their remedial bills.
     
     For two weeks in January
         They kick up an awful dust,
     And they blow until you’re fearful
         That they’re really going to bust.
     
     Then they quiet down serenely
         And no longer tear their hair.
     And the folks in February
         Wonder if they are still there.
     
     Then the statesmen are forgotten
         Till, along in June we learn
     That the legislative body
         Is getting ready to adjourn.
     
     It is easy to make speeches
         And of grave reforms to shout,
     But it’s somewhat different when it
         Comes to carryin’ ‘em out.
     
     Promises are stock in trade with
         Statesmen who are seeking fame,
     But old Ultimate Consumer
         Keeps on digging just the same.
  • In Spite of Fate

    From the Omaha Daily Bee, June 28, 1913.
     By S. E. Kiser.
     
    
     A little boy sat on an old rail fence
         And gazed at a drooping limb;
     And a sinful yearning that was intense
         Kept steadily urging him.
     
     His little red features were covered with dirt
         And his little brown legs were scratched;
     There were numerous rents in his little checked shirt,
         And his little blue pants were patched.
     
     From one little toe the nail had been torn
         And one little heel was sore;
     A child apparently more forlorn
         I had never beheld before.
     
     At last he stood on the topmost rail
         And reached for that drooping limb;
     I almost uttered a hopeless wail—
         I felt so sorry for him.
     
     Hand over hand he pulled it down—
         The limb with the droop, I mean;
     His face was red and his legs were brown
         And the apples were small and green.
     
     He sat on the rail and he ate and ate;
         I counted them—there were four;
     Then, foolishly, recklessly challenging fate,
         He reached for a couple more.
     
     Sadly I turned to pursue my way
         And sadly I said, “Good-by.”
     Alas for what I have seen this day,
         ’Tis sad that the young must die.
     
     “You have had your way and you’ve had your will;
         Your bed will be dark and deep;
     A week from now upon yonder hill
         You will lie in a dreamless sleep.”
     
     A week had passed and again I chanced
         To pause ‘neath that fateful tree;
     With sad remembrance I turned and glanced—
         A thrill was in store for me.
     
     For there on the old rail fence he sat,
         Eating with calm delight,
     And, having finished he filled his hat
         And then sauntered out of sight.
  • Father’s Lullaby

    From the Evening Star, June 27, 1913. By Walt Mason.

    Hush my child, cut out the yelling! It will do no good, by durn; for I fear there is no telling when your mother will return. Father’s here to rock the cradle and to sing a dulcet note; father’s here, sweet child, to ladle paregoric down your throat. In your couch of wood and wattle, take your rest, my little sweet, drinking cow’s milk from a bottle, while your mother, on the street, tells about the Women’s Battle for their Sacred Rights, by jing; here’s your little wooden rattle, here’s your silver teething ring. Ah, this imitation nursing brings to baby’s face a frown, while your mother’s nobly cursing laws that keep the women down. Milk from can and milk from bottle, and the milk the druggists make, seem to paralyze your throttle and to make your tummy ache; but, my child, your mother’s doing work too long undone, alas! She is storming round and shooing poor male critters off the grass. With her woman suffrage rabies she is frothing at the snoot, and she can’t take care of babies—that’s for dad, the poor galoot. So, my dear, be bright and chipper; sing and smile as fine as silk; father’s here to poor a dipper of the predigested milk.

  • The Owld Names

    From The Washington Times, June 26, 1913.
     By Eugene Geary.
     
    
     The good owld names are dyin’ out
         We called our children dear;
     No wonder that we’re talked about—
         It’s worser every year.
     We used to have the names iv saints
         An’ marthyrs at our call;
     To mention them now brings complaints—
         Och, that’s the worst iv all!
     
     There’s Pat an’ Bridget Finnegan,
         Who called their daughter Maude,
     An’ may I never sin again,
         Their youngest b’y is Claude.
     An’ when me next-dure neighbor’s wife
         Prisints a young gossoon,
     He’s doomed to travel all thro’ life
         As Percy George McCune.
     
     Besides, there’s Pether Rafferty,
         Who hates the owld green sod,
     Tho’ tisn’t many years since he
         Was carryin’ the hod.
     He an’ his wife—‘twould make ye wild—
         Announce, wid pride an’ glee,
     The marriage of their only child,
         Miss Genevieve Maree.
     
     The names iv grand owld Irish Kings
         We’ll never hear them more;
     Instead they have new-fangled things—
         Begob, it makes me sore.
     The hayroes, saints an’ marthyrs, too,
         No longer have the call.
     Our race will soon be lost to view—
         Sure, that’s the worst iv all.
  • Homesick — for the Home and the Girl

    From The Tacoma Times, June 25, 1913.
     By Berton Braley.
     
    
     I’m just a bit tired of the city;
         It’s lost quite a lot of its thrill;
     I’m sick of the pavements, all gritty,
         The racket that never is still.
     I’m weary of plunder and pillage
         And all of the hurry and whirl.
     I want to go back to the village
         And sit on the porch with a Girl.
     
     I want to hear picket gates clicking
         As the young men come over to call,
     And the deep and monotonous ticking
         Of the grandfather clock in the hall,
     To harken to the laughter and singing
         That comes on the breezes awhirl
     And the creak of the hammocks all swinging
         And me on the porch with a Girl!
     
     And the leaves would be whispering lowly,
         And the flowers would perfume the air,
     And the night would grow quieter slowly,
         And—gee, but I wish I was there;
     I s’pose I’d get nothing but blame from
         The folks in the city’s mad swirl,
     But I want to go back where I came from
         And sit on the porch with a Girl!
  • Little Words

    From the Evening Star, June 24, 1913. By Walt Mason.

    A little word is but a sound, a sawed-off chunk of wind; we scatter little words around from here to farthest Ind. They are such inexpensive things we don’t economize, and so the world we live in rings with foolish words and wise. A little word costs just a breath, the shortest breath you drew; yet it may wound some heart to death—some heart that’s good and true. And it may wreck some man’s renown, or stain a woman’s fame, and bring bright castles tumbling down into the muck of shame. Your little words, like poisoned darts, may crooked fly, or straight, and carry into loving hearts the venom of dire hate. Be not so lavish with the breath that forms the words of woe, the words that bear the chill of death and lay true friendships low. A word is but a slice of air that’s fashioned by your tongue; so never let it bring despair or grief to old or young. But give to it the note of love and it will surely seem the symbol of the life above, and of an angel’s dream.

  • An Optimist

    From The Birmingham Age Herald, June 23, 1913.
     By Samuel Minturn Peck.
     
    
     “I cannot answer yes,” quoth she,
         As I knelt down to sue;
     “One heart is not enough, you see,
         For all who come to woo.”
     
     “Alas!” I cried, “my fate is rough!”
         Then flashed a thought profound:
     “Still - though you have not hearts enough -
         I’ve arms to go around!”
  • My Friend

    From The Washington Herald, June 22, 1913.
     
    
     I am the best pal I ever had
         I like to be with me.
     I like to sit and tell myself
         Things confidentially.
     
     I often sit and ask me
         If I shouldn’t or I should,
     And I find that my advice to me
         Is always pretty good.
     
     I never got acquainted with
         Myself till here of late,
     And I find myself a bully chum
         I treat me simply great.
     
     I talk with me and walk with me
         And show me right and wrong.
     I never knew how well myself
         And me could get along.
     
     I never try to cheat me
         I’m as truthful as can be.
     No matter what may come and go
         I’m on the square with me.
     
     It’s great to know yourself and have
         A pal that’s all your own,
     To be such company for yourself
         You’re never left alone.
     
     You’ll try to dodge the masses
         And you’ll find a crowd’s a joke,
     If you only treat yourself as well
         As you treat other folk.
     
     I’ve made a study of myself
         Compared me with a lot,
     And I’ve finally concluded
         I’m the best friend I’ve got.
     
     Just get together with yourself
         And trust yourself with you.
     You’ll be surprised how well yourself
         Will like you if you do.
  • The Wiles of the Girls

    From The Tacoma Times, June 21, 1913.
     
    
     I know just the way that the game should be played;
     I’d studied the manner of wooing a maid,
     I knew all the tricks of the love-making trade
         And the wiles of the girls—I could spot ‘em;
     I’d be wise as a serpent—though soft as a dove,
     And each turn of the game I was cognizant of.
     Yes, I knew just the ways to behave in love,
         But when I met Her—I forgot ‘em.
     
     Forgot every rule and forgot every wile,
     Forgot every stunt I had learned to beguile,
     And fell at her feet in the untutored style
         Of a boy who was eighteen or twenty.
     So don’t be too sure of your skill when you woo,
     For when you’re in love you don’t know what you’ll do,
     And you’ll certainly get what is coming to you,
         And, take it from me, that is plenty!