Posts tagged as “The Washington Herald”

As we wander along through this vale of tears,
It is plain, among other things,
That no song is as sweet to a donkey’s ears
As the song that the donkey sings.

“We Americans have our oddities.”
“How now, Horatius?”
“A man will boast in one breath that all Americans are free and equal, and in the next that he associates only with our best people.”

“I hope you are not bringing up your children to worship money, Hawkins,” said Dubbleigh.
“No, indeed,” sighed Hawkins. “Why, Dubb, my children despise money so much that the minute a dollar comes their way they get rid of it as fast as they can.”

“Now that you are married, my son, listen to me.”

"What is it, dad?”

"Try to be a husband, not merely an ex-bachelor.”

The fellow who asks you how you feel today, doesn’t want to listen to a lot of symptoms.