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Posts tagged as “Nothing Serious”

His Half of the Bargain

"Willie, why don't you let your little brother have your sled part of the time?"
"I do, ma. I take it going down hill and he has it going back."


He — I know this catastrophe has crippled you, and as one of your oldest friends I should like to help you. I will buy your furniture for 300 francs.
She — You're very kind, but I have just sold it for 325 francs.
He — What! You allowed yourself to be robbed like that?

Customer’s Name is Peck

Barber — You are losing your hair very fast, sir. Are you doing anything to save it?
Customer — Yes; I'm getting a divorce.