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Posts tagged as “Harrisburg Telegraph”

Tact of Wives

Mrs. W. -- A tactful wife keeps many little household secrets from her husband.
Mrs. B. -- Yes; even the fact that she has all the brains.

Slightly Burnt

Hubby -- I thought you had given up burnt wood art, dearie?
Wifey -- Ferdinand. How can you be so heartless. This is a pie.

May Come to This

Is this a 10-cent store?
It is, madam.
I hear you have wonderful bargains. Where is your automobile department?